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The Floods, and Why You May Not Survive

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Written by- Bryton Caviness

Edited by- Igor Cleaver


As quickly as the weather became warm, sunny, and hot it became dark, cold, and rainy.  In this coming week you have no idea what to expect… But I do, and it's unfortunate. 


With unexpected rain, storms, lightning, and even POTENTIALLY  floods, you need to prepare yourself before it's too late… Or else you and your home are ABSOLUTELY DONE FOR!  But how can you prepare yourself?, you ask?  Let’s dive into what’s going to happen in the coming week and what to do.   


Thursday, February 6th; the rain was immense. It fell and fell and never seemed to stop. I saw something crazy, that I will talk about soon, but tons and tons of water started to collect on the sides of roads, and pets had to be kept indoors.  The sun was completely blocked out by the heavy dark clouds, eliminating any chance of sunlight.  

 

Sunlight is crucial for our survival.  Getting ample amounts of Vitamin D is not only slightly important, it’s MAJORLY important!. 


Let’s talk about the floods now. Thursday, I was on a drive somewhere of importance when something completely shocking happened you will absolutely not believe. It must show you through an image, and as I was driving against the rain bullets and splashing through the wet road I came across what looked like the start of a massive flood.  


(The water spills over)
(The water spills over)

As I saw this scene unfold I thought that we were in for something big, that we were doomed.  Could it be the start of a mass panic, sandbags against houses, mass water damage, and possible skimboarding in the streets? 


(skimboarding in the streets)
(skimboarding in the streets)

That could be a possibility, and the predictions for this week ABSOLUTELY shocked me. I was not expecting to see this, but you’ll have to see.  Let’s see the predictions for today, and the coming week.  From the weather channel, “Partly cloudy skies this morning will become overcast during the afternoon. High 53F. Winds light and variable..”


As for the rest of the week this one shocked me too. It seems it shall either be cloudy, or… very, very sunny. Very sunny.  So sunny in fact that it could start to feel like summer time all over again.  Summer before summer.  


As for the floods,  the question you've been waiting for… luckily for you, it looks like… you don't need to worry, because it should not rain enough to flood anything– except maybe the creek. 


So you in fact, do not have to worry. You should only worry about walking into your backyard one morning and seeing your neighbor sitting in a lawn chair tanning fully nude on his front porch, taking advantage of the sunlight.   

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