Keep up your eating/drinking habits and you won't live past 30
Written by Bryton Caviness As I look around on my daily strolls through life--whether at school, a store, or some sort of public place--I...
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Trinity T.
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Satire: The infamous 'Bacon Mafia' wiggles its way into FFA's Easter Egg Hunt
By Alyssa K., Valery R. & Trinity T. THE EASTER EGG HUNT GOT RESCHEDULED TO MARCH 28TH. ALL THINGS STATING 27TH ARE NOW FALSE. Warning:...
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Jesus Ramirez
Mar 143 min read
Crazy cap catastrophe; what is up with Mr. McCall's hat?
The world is full of many burning questions like, why are whales so big? What’s the deal with airline food? Is cereal really soup? Is the...
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Caden Gotz
Jan 263 min read
How to get rich quick: 6 secrets they don't want you to know
Disclaimer: the MHS Fresh Print its agents, associates and other parties are not liable for losses financially or otherwise as a result...
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Mr. McCall
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Satire: Out of the way with your nasty PDA
Written by Trinity Tellez, Alyssa Kingler & Valery Roldan What is PDA? Well the google definition states, "A public display of affection...
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Jesus Ramirez
Nov 14, 20233 min read
Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
Today we ask the age old question, is a hot dog a sandwich? Let’s talk about that. It’s a question that has sparked many heated debates....
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Caden Gotz
Nov 29, 20223 min read
How to Ruin Thanksgiving: The Sequel
It's November, so you know what that means; it's time for Thanksgiving! Let's cause some chaos. DISCLAIMER TRY ALL SUGGESTIONS AT YOUR...
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